Anthropoligists have discovered a possible new species of primate the Egotistocal Big Nosed Roid Monkey. This discovery is somewhat of a profound discover by Dr. Heram Bullshitous and may lead to greater knowledge of the humans and verious primate species.

On this page, there are many theories and photos concerning the posible new primate species.

The Egotistocal Big Nosed Roid Monkey.

This species is characterized by classical primate structure and abnormal growth and size of most limbs. Also the larger than normal nose has been noted by many. One of its notably characteristics is the large amount of communication both verbal and physical that it attempts considering its low intelligence. The Egotistical Roid monkey ERM for short also, has many strange behaviors including pointless arm raising and the more specific the trait of blowing water out of it's mouth like a fountain.

The ERM seems to have a habitat of in the borrels of sports arenaes and only comes out of hiding a couple of times a week to numerous onlookers of the human species which are curious of this bizzare primate. Also as of date it does not seem to have mated succesfully even with several attempts with pretty much any thing it could hump.

At this time there is much speculation as to wether this is a new primate species or only a bizarre aberration of the human species. Dr. Bullshitous counters this with the claim that he has discovered at least one other member of this new species with similor morphology and behavioral traits shown in the picture below.

As for the validity of Dr Bullshitous's findings it is very hard to tell, but they are very interestin in the least.

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